“AHA” and “HAHA” reactions (b)

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1. How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?

2. How far can a dog run into the forest?

3. What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
(Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
(Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks one language?

4. Why do zero envy eight?

5. Why did God create the man before he created the woman?